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[forgetyourusedtobe]

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[Elena must have just passed out. She's passed out, lost a lot of blood, Damon and Stefan starved her the rest of the way and this is just them crawling around in her mind. Trying to convince her for the umpteenth time that humanity is the way to be.]

[Well, it's not and she won't.]

[She does start questioning the theory when she starts looking at the communicator. She's frowning at it when she accidentally flips it on.]

What the hell is this?

[She turns it over and for a second, you've got a nice view of the floor through her fingers. Elena flips it back around, but she's looking around. Maybe this isn't Damon and Stefan crawling around in her brain...]

You guys couldn't try this on the beach or something? I think it's only fair if I have to keep listening to your speeches that you at least let me catnap in the sun.

[Nope, she's not even gonna bother pretending to listen.]

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[Elena can be found everywhere she's allowed to go as an inmate by herself. Maybe even trying to figure out how to break into area's she's not with no success. Either way, feel free to run into her anywhere and have a face-to-face chat to convince her that's what happening is real or just to bother her.]

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[patheticvillain]

i'm not your welcoming committee, elena.

[u r the peasant.]

[forgetyourusedtobe]

yet you're the first to start talking to me. so i guess you signed yourself up for that anyway, didn't you, einstein?

[fuq u, she is a kween]

[patheticvillain]

also might be the only person who will considering we just got back from hellport, so. be nice to me.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

and pass up the opportunity to make you cry? never.

[patheticvillain]

you're gonna have to try harder than that.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

i haven't figured out if you're worth the effort or not.

i'm leaning towards not.

[patheticvillain]

of course i'm worth the effort. what are you talking about?

[forgetyourusedtobe]

considering the only reason i'm talking to you is because i don't have anything better to do...

[patheticvillain]

and because you know i'm a well of useful information, and you're trying to work up the courage to ask nicely.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

you whine and you're clearly an idiot. your market value is just plummeting.

[patheticvillain]

same to you. i guess we're equally useless.

i'll tell you whatever you want to know if you tell me who damon and stefan are.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

they're two guys i know and they're obviously not here. so, what does it matter to you?

[patheticvillain]

it just does.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

[Fine. You win, Cassel. Don't let it go to your head.]

they're brothers. i dated the younger one, got sick of him. started dating the older one and got sick of him too. now neither of them will take a hint.

[Lies, lies, lies.]

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[patheticvillain]

[He knows this is probably at least 75% bullshit, but. Whatever. Hi, Elena, meet cheekbones.]

Player.

What do you want to know?

[forgetyourusedtobe]

[She feels so blessed.]

Let's start with the basics.

What is this place? How the hell did I get here? How do I get back?

[patheticvillain]

The Barge. [Gloved jazzhands.] Code for space prison. Somebody decided you suck enough to be in said space prison. And you don't get back unless you graduate.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

[She sighs because great. This. Again. Some more. Whichever.]

Not much of a prison if I can't just shiv my way out.

[patheticvillain]

That was pretty much my thought.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

So, what's your crime against humanity?

[patheticvillain]

Being a dick.

[This may be a slight oversimplification.]

Yours?

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Deciding to not give a damn anymore.

[That is also possibly a slight oversimplification.]

[patheticvillain]

Can't really blame you for that.

[Welcome to Nofucksgivenville.]

[forgetyourusedtobe]

[Aiming to become the Mayor. She doesn't care how many check-ins to FourSquare it will take.]

You'd be the first.

[patheticvillain]

[Not if he becomes the mayor first.]

Yeah, well. I'm special like that.

Who'd you screw over?